The Infamous 3 Kat Pak
Where knowing the right kat is a matter of life and death

Now Pussy Cat had learned the operation of the craft.  She also learned that the craft could be dispatched manually or by telepathy to and from its destination.  She learned from the beings where the safest spot to hide the craft would be in addition to learning that it could be visible or invisible.

At some point during her practice with the craft she gave birth to five beautiful kittens. Obtaining food from the craft itself she was able to feed them.  To my amazement she flew the craft to this writer’s back yard and later I witnessed her dispatch of the craft at midnight to some secret location.  With her babies following her to the house she picked a spot that was safe for her offspring.  When her babies became of age she allowed me to find suitable homes for three of the five kittens. The two that remained were a black kitten and a yellow and white one.  Through some form of telepathy she was able to communicate with me and  tell me that the two that remained had to be named by appearance or personality only and nothing else.

My task was easy.  The black kitten looked like a jaguar so I named him Jag for short. The other I named Rascal because to this day he is a rascal. The training was yet to come for the young lads.

I was coming home late from work one night, and it was raining very heavily.  Two blocks from the house I witnessed this small little thing walking across the road all wet, tired, and barely able to walk.  I stopped and picked him up and it happened to be a little kitten. My first thought was that he lived somewhere in the neighborhood.  The following day I went from door to door asking if they had any idea as to where this kitten lived.  After going from street to street with no success I placed an ad in the newspaper but there was no response.  It didn’t take long for me to realize that this was a very special kitten and he belonged with this writer.

I used the same rule for naming him as I did for the other two lads.  He had an uncanny ability for hiding in small drawers and other unsuspecting places so I named him Boo.

To be continued.

How they came to be and how they gained their powers is a story I will be happy to tell.

It all started with the mother cat (now known as Pussy Cat) that was left to die in the desert of Southern Arizona .

She noticed a brilliant light caused by what seemed to be the remnants of a very small space craft.  As she approached she noticed 2 small beings exit the craft.  Although these beings were injured and weak themselves they realized Pussy Cat was close to death.  With the uncanny powers the beings possessed, they nursed the cat to health, teaching her the workings of their craft in the process, along with the secrets of their race that gave unheard of powers.  They also told Pussy Cat that the babies she was carrying would be born with these extraordinary powers.

All they asked is that when they died that she bury them where they would never be found.

To Be Continued.

Aah, we finally found the famous 3 cats we have heard so much about. They were on vacation fishing at the Coronado National Forest in northern Arizona. This morning they were on their way to climb the Matterhorn with the pool cleaner. They had to take time off from their activities which had been the bane of every Interpol agent.

Well, they decided to climb the south face of the Matterhorn because they wanted to go to Italy to scope out some easy banks to hit. The south face overlooks the tiny town of Breuil-Cervinia .

Jag and Rascal are attempted to trick Boo to start (sucker) because he is the youngest.

Now, all this time the pool cleaner didn’t know about the cats’ activities. They in turn did not know the pool cleaner had climbed the Matterhorn. Wow! Jag and Rascal were playing a joke on Boo, thinking that he would have the harder climb. Little did they know that Boo would have the safer climb since he was climbing with the pool cleaner.

The other cats had their climb with their group but it was not as easy.  Good for Boo!

Now that their vacation has ended it is back to work.